Bear’s Blame Fake News for Bitcoin Crash

BEAR HARASSMENT!

Upon the release of Bakkt, Binance US, and the U.S. printing money like they were going to Uganda many in the cryptocurrency industry speculated that green candles would be passed around like a vigil. However, shortly after all of these events, the market started to crash. Bitcoin price is sliding more than 12% and it recently broke the $8,500 support against the US Dollar. The value nosedived below $9,000 and tested $8,050 against the US Dollar. BTC remains at a risk of more downsides as long as it is below $9,000. Everyone started blaming the bears for their problems, so we interviewed some and got the same answer from all of them “BEAR HARASSMENT!”.

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